A fantastic collection of quotes for Milestone Birthdays! Some quotes are extremely humorous and others thought provoking and inspirational. Share them with friends and dear ones on their Birthday and enjoy the magic of words and thoughts of most prolific and celebrated writers of our times.
30th and 35th Birthday Quotes
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
40th Birthday Quotes
What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin
The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Forty isn't old, if you're a tree
The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's
At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40
50th Birthday Quotes
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
60th Birthday Quotes
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
rge Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997