A fantastic collection of quotes for Milestone Birthdays! Some quotes are extremely humorous and others thought provoking and inspirational. Share them with friends and dear ones on their Birthday and enjoy the magic of words and thoughts of most prolific and celebrated writers of our times.

30th and 35th Birthday Quotes

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceauc

Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

40th Birthday Quotes

What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Voltaire

Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Anonymous

Forty isn't old, if you're a tree
Anonymous

The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's
Libby Reid

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
Benjamin Franklin

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
Author Unknown

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40
Unknown

50th Birthday Quotes

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
Joan Rivers

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George Orwell

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali

60th Birthday Quotes

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Arnold Bennett

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
rge Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997