Reaching Middle Age is a big occasion and calls for celebration. Wish your dear ones in their middle of the lives with these wishful and funny Middle Age Quotes for Birthday.

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Georges Clemenceau

Middle age occurs when you are too young to
take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams

Middle age is the awkward period when
Father Time catches up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin

Middle age is when your classmates are so
gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett Cerf

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations
and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Mark Twain

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Jennifer Yane

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

Yesterday, it was my birthday I hung one more year on the line I should be depressed My life's a mess But I'm Having A Good Time...
Paul Simon

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Unknown

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. Arnold Palmer