Middle Age Birthday Quotes
Reaching Middle Age is a big occasion and calls for celebration. Wish your dear ones in their middle of the lives with these wishful and funny Middle Age Quotes for Birthday.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to
take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams
Middle age is the awkward period when
Father Time catches up with Mother Nature.
Middle age is when your classmates are so
gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations
and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Yesterday, it was my birthday I hung one more year on the line I should be depressed My life's a mess But I'm Having A Good Time...
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. Arnold Palmer