Make your dear ones laugh a little on their very special day with these extremely Funny Birthday Quotes. These humorous Birthday Quotes are extremely witty and very very quotable.

Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier

Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
Richard Armour

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J. P. Sears

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Euripides

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell

Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, from the Simpsons

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
Stephen Wright